If I fess up, I won't be nearly so cool anymore, but better to tell the truth than let folk's imaginations run amok.
But my wife does think I'm Crazy (I did complete a Spartan Ultra Beast and got snowed on during the effort) and I am dreaming of somehow remaining in CA through the older years. I also beat teenagers in a Dr. Seuss Rap off so I guess I'm cool. All three could fit.
But the Truth, my last name begins with a D, so my initials are CD and CDs (bank CDs) are what I do for a living, so it was like destiny when I landed this job. I made my online persona ChrisCD. So there you have it.