You laugh but I tried to instal google analytics. Tried being the operative word. 100% fail. If you ever want to know where level 0 is for user knowledge, I'm your girl. Apple should recruit me. No "curse of knowledge" here. I'm the rare millennial unicorn. 33 but not entirely sure how to send a picture with my phone.
Ok, how in the world do I do the block quote?
"Write online" they said. "It will be easy." they said. Hump.