Hi B&B, welcome, I like you writing style, the world lacks wit, thank you for raging against this trend.
2 things jump to mind, 1. Old People aka boomers will complain that your black text on blue screens is hard to read. I ran into the same problem, I liked my blog so much better with dark screens but the boomers may have a point.
Secondly, if your theme allows for a menu at the top or the side, use that. People will not likely scroll all the way through your posts to get to the ‘about’ at the end.